ANOTHER RANT!
INSTANT MESSAGING
I'm sure you've all heard of the IM Prank Bot from ebaums.com. If you haven't, I'll give you a quick overview. If you go to ebaums.com, you can set up a IM Prank bot. You set up the name, age, and greeting Im, then tell it to IM someone who want to prank. It will IM and annoy them. I got very angry when it first happened to me (you can blame Ryan "GeneralRoshambo" for that...) but then I got obssessed with doing it to other people.
Long story short, I hate Iming with people I either don't know, or they don't tell me who they are immediately. Whenever my friends get new screenames and don't tell me, I eventually get an IM saying "AOL has found an Instant Message by "[their screename]" would you like to open it?" So at this point, I think, "Great, now I'll have to guess who it is."
So I open the IM and they say:
Them: Hi
Them:Sup?
Me:Who's this
Them:Sup?
Me:"WHO IS THIS?
Them:Who is this?
Me: I'm Kyle.
Them: Oh, I'm Chris.
Chris is my bestfriend AND nextdoor neighboor. So, in additon to either having to keep asking them, or sometimes I get pranks. But one time, I got this shit.
SOME THINGS IN THIS SOME PEOPLE MAY FIND OFFENDING, PLEASE DO NOT READ IT.
(this seriously happened to me this morning. I got an "AOL has found an Instant Message by "rebelsplaya3700" would you like to open it?" Just for the record, I have two screenames, Scienceboy20, and SmartSpriter.)
rebelsplaya3700 [10:13 AM]: hell
rebelsplaya3700 [10:13 AM]: o
ScienceBoy20 [10:14 AM]: ..............I'm pretty good at guessing people by their screename...but your's stumped me.
rebelsplaya3700 [10:14 AM]: nipple
ScienceBoy20 [10:14 AM]: .......................
rebelsplaya3700 [10:14 AM]: i loe them
rebelsplaya3700 [10:14 AM]: love**
ScienceBoy20 [10:14 AM]: .............................
ScienceBoy20 [10:15 AM]: Okay, joke's over. Who is it
ScienceBoy20 [10:15 AM]: ?
rebelsplaya3700 [10:15 AM]: i like ur boobs
ScienceBoy20 [10:15 AM]: ha ha, very funny
rebelsplaya3700 [10:15 AM]: they r so big
rebelsplaya3700 [10:15 AM]: and tasty
rebelsplaya3700 [10:15 AM]: wait who is this
ScienceBoy20 [10:15 AM]: You're probably someone from Drunkduck, aren't you?
rebelsplaya3700 [10:15 AM]: who is this
ScienceBoy20 [10:16 AM]: Right?
rebelsplaya3700 [10:16 AM]: whois it
ScienceBoy20 [10:16 AM]: Kyle
rebelsplaya3700 [10:16 AM]: ooo sorrry
ScienceBoy20 [10:16 AM]: Yeh...you better be
rebelsplaya3700 [10:16 AM]: how old r u
ScienceBoy20 [10:16 AM]: First off, who the hell are you?
rebelsplaya3700 [10:16 AM]: im cosmo
rebelsplaya3700 [10:16 AM]: poly
rebelsplaya3700 [10:17 AM]: cosmo poly
rebelsplaya3700 [10:17 AM]: how old r u
ScienceBoy20 [10:17 AM]: Sure ya are. Never heard of one
rebelsplaya3700 [10:17 AM]: how old u
ScienceBoy20 [10:17 AM]: My age is not essential information to the likes of you
rebelsplaya3700 [10:17 AM]: r u 19
ScienceBoy20 [10:18 AM]: Hell no
ScienceBoy20 [10:18 AM]: Who the hell are you before I block you?
rebelsplaya3700 [10:18 AM]: oo then ur not the right person i had sex last night with a girl and thought u were her
rebelsplaya3700 [10:18 AM]: bye
ScienceBoy20 [10:19 AM]: ....bye?
ScienceBoy20 [10:19 AM]: bye
rebelsplaya3700 [10:19 AM]: sorry
ScienceBoy20 [10:19 AM]: so how'd you get my sn?
rebelsplaya3700 [10:19 AM]: her i must have got it wrong
rebelsplaya3700 [10:19 AM]: who knows
ScienceBoy20 [10:19 AM]: Yeah, right. like I'm retarded enough to believe that
rebelsplaya3700 [10:20 AM]: wanna bet
ScienceBoy20 [10:20 AM]: You're someone I know, playing a trick, aren't ya.
rebelsplaya3700 [10:20 AM]: no wats ur last name
ScienceBoy20 [10:20 AM]: Why the hell would I give my last name to some idiotic stranger, if that is who you are
rebelsplaya3700 [10:20 AM]: idk
ScienceBoy20 [10:20 AM]: Where do you live?
rebelsplaya3700 [10:21 AM]: clifornia
rebelsplaya3700 [10:21 AM]: california
ScienceBoy20 [10:21 AM]: You expect me to believe that? It's 99% impossible to just guess someone's screename.
rebelsplaya3700 [10:22 AM]: wat
rebelsplaya3700 [10:22 AM]: how old r u
ScienceBoy20 [10:22 AM]: How about you first tell me where you got my screename?
rebelsplaya3700 [10:23 AM]: my girl
ScienceBoy20 [10:23 AM]: What's her first name?
rebelsplaya3700 [10:23 AM]: taylor
ScienceBoy20 [10:23 AM]: And where does she live?
rebelsplaya3700 [10:23 AM]: california
rebelsplaya3700 [10:23 AM]: durr
ScienceBoy20 [10:24 AM]: And she gave you the screename Scienceboy20, why?
rebelsplaya3700 [10:24 AM]: idk
ScienceBoy20 [10:24 AM]: Why did she give it to you, what did she say?
rebelsplaya3700 [10:24 AM]: she said to talk to me online heres my sn
rebelsplaya3700 [10:25 AM]: so r u a girl
ScienceBoy20 [10:25 AM]: HAHAHAH! Nice try, prankster. You expect me to believe your girlfriend said her sn was ScienceBOY20?
ScienceBoy20 [10:25 AM]: No!
rebelsplaya3700 [10:25 AM]: ya
ScienceBoy20 [10:25 AM]: I'm a guy, dumbass!
rebelsplaya3700 [10:25 AM]: oo fuckaneer
rebelsplaya3700 [10:26 AM]: u suck balls u shit
rebelsplaya3700 [10:26 AM]: jew
rebelsplaya3700 [10:26 AM]: jew
ScienceBoy20 [10:26 AM]: If you are who you claim, why don't you call your gf right now?
rebelsplaya3700 [10:26 AM]: jew
rebelsplaya3700 [10:26 AM]: kk
rebelsplaya3700 [10:26 AM]: hold on
ScienceBoy20 [10:26 AM]: right
rebelsplaya3700 [10:26 AM]: iwill
ScienceBoy20 [10:26 AM]: ok
rebelsplaya3700 [10:26 AM]: wait y
ScienceBoy20 [10:27 AM]: To check the screename!
rebelsplaya3700 [10:27 AM]: ooo ok
rebelsplaya3700 [10:27 AM]: hold on
rebelsplaya3700 [10:27 AM]: ooo
rebelsplaya3700 [10:28 AM]: its sciencebaby20
ScienceBoy20 [10:28 AM]: Nice move, smartass
rebelsplaya3700 [10:28 AM]: shut the hole u shit
rebelsplaya3700 [10:28 AM]: no
rebelsplaya3700 [10:28 AM]: no
rebelsplaya3700 [10:28 AM]: no
rebelsplaya3700 [10:28 AM]: no
rebelsplaya3700 [10:28 AM]: np
rebelsplaya3700 [10:28 AM]: no
rebelsplaya3700 [10:28 AM]: f
rebelsplaya3700 [10:28 AM]: g
rebelsplaya3700 [10:28 AM]: g
rebelsplaya3700 [10:28 AM]: gg
rebelsplaya3700 [10:28 AM]: g
rebelsplaya3700 [10:28 AM]: g
rebelsplaya3700 [10:28 AM]: g
rebelsplaya3700 [10:28 AM]: g
rebelsplaya3700 [10:28 AM]: g
rebelsplaya3700 [10:28 AM]: g
rebelsplaya3700 [10:28 AM]: g
rebelsplaya3700 [10:28 AM]: g
rebelsplaya3700 [10:28 AM]: g
rebelsplaya3700 [10:28 AM]: g
rebelsplaya3700 [10:28 AM]: gg
rebelsplaya3700 [10:28 AM]: g
rebelsplaya3700 is away at 10:29 AM