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Post by Gen Gravy on Nov 3, 2005 17:27:03 GMT -5
This shit will be offensive to all. I don't like leaving people out.
First and foremost, the ten commandments:
1. Thou shall not fart during a movie. 2. Thou shall not talk at the urinals. 3. Adultery with your neighbor's best friend is OK. 4. Thou shalt not kill. Except for the list of the following people:
Gen's Hit List-
People Gen Don't Like- People God Doesn't Like- 1) Michael Moore 2) Hilary Clinton 3) Jack Thompson 4) John Kerry 5) Silos 5. Penis. 6. Thou shall shop till you drop. 7. Thou shall boogie-woogie. 8. But not on Tuesdays. 9. Thy finger shall not be sniffed in public. 10. Thou shall dance.
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Post by Kyle20 on Nov 3, 2005 18:03:36 GMT -5
Great. 3's hilarious.
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Post by Gen Gravy on Nov 3, 2005 20:34:54 GMT -5
I figured you'd say soemthing like that..
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Post by Almightynam on Nov 3, 2005 21:25:28 GMT -5
Man... y'know what, I'm very very very very tempted to move this topic to the Philosophy sub-board thing just for: A. It'd be funny B. I just got Mod powers which I haven't used yet. C. 'cause it'd be funny.
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Post by Gen Gravy on Nov 3, 2005 21:27:07 GMT -5
Do it Nam, I dare you.
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Post by Almightynam on Nov 3, 2005 22:18:21 GMT -5
ZAKU YOU BASTARD!!! YOU DID IT BEFORE ME!!!
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Post by Zaku on Nov 3, 2005 22:19:54 GMT -5
did what?
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Post by Almightynam on Nov 3, 2005 22:23:34 GMT -5
Oh... I guess it was Stephen or Christi... Sorry for falsely accusing you Zaku.
DAMN YOU STEPHEN!
((Yeah, I'll prob'ly keep doing this till Christi says, "But don't you remember Nam? You were the one who moved the topic to philosophy" and I'll be all freaked out and shyt))
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Post by Kyle20 on Nov 4, 2005 6:37:50 GMT -5
Oh, and Gen, what will you do if someone breaks one (or more) of the Ten Commandments? Will they be added to Gen's Hit list- erm...those guys God doesn't like?
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Post by Gen Gravy on Nov 4, 2005 16:02:06 GMT -5
See Commandment number five.
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Post by Kyle20 on Nov 4, 2005 17:43:05 GMT -5
Riight...
How about some Creation stories like in the Cathlolic bible? C'mon Gravy, get off your lazy ass and start making some forum creation stories. And creation stories of the "regulars" of the board.
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Post by Gen Gravy on Nov 4, 2005 18:16:58 GMT -5
You wait one minute young man. You are starting to sound like some of my readers.
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Post by Kyle20 on Nov 4, 2005 18:19:14 GMT -5
H- Wha- How DARE you insult me in such a way! *Spits on Gen*
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Post by Gen Gravy on Nov 4, 2005 18:21:28 GMT -5
Alright, new commandment:
11. Thou shalt be sodomized by Silas for spitting on Gen.
((You all know Gen's too stubborn to actually fix a mistake, So THE PROOF READING BANDIT TOOK COMMAND))
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Post by Kyle20 on Nov 4, 2005 18:23:35 GMT -5
*waves finger* No, no, no. Haven't you paid attention. It's SilAS. Correct your spelling mistake.
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