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Post by silos on Nov 5, 2005 13:27:24 GMT -5
...GO WITH RYAN AND YOU GET MONEY AND GUNS!!!!!
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Post by Almightynam on Nov 5, 2005 13:52:23 GMT -5
You're doing this to spite Gen... SHUSH!
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Post by silos on Nov 5, 2005 13:55:59 GMT -5
Damn right I am.
And I only have crappy grammar if I type too fast.
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Post by Gen Gravy on Nov 6, 2005 22:54:32 GMT -5
Sega Genesis 1/2~
"In the beginning, God created a bunch of cool shit. Then God said, 'Damn it, where is that light switch?' And light didn't appear for the five minutes God spent stumbling around in the dark. He found it and turned it on, ending the first day. Then God found some blow hidden under Jupiter and decided to expieriment. The sky came from this, thus ending the second day. Which included a lot of Dorito eating. On the third day God took a day off. On the fourth day God remember he was supposed to do something on the third day, and crammed it all into the fourth day. He took what was left of the blow and made the moon, sun, and stars. Which is why they are so pretty. He then went on to making the vegetation and land he was supposed to make yesterday. On the fifth day, God made a bunch of fish and birds, and made them very yummy. He ate some and called it a day. On the sixth day, God made animals and his greatest creation, man. He gave man free will, but forgot to tell them that he was the only god. He decided that they would catch on, but forgot that he only gave them his good looks, not his brains. On the seventh day, just to fuck with everyone, he made it a holy day. So he can get praised and watch the Packers beat the Patriots with a commanding lead during the Super Bowl."
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Post by Cutter on Nov 10, 2005 21:19:05 GMT -5
How will you reinforce your rules/unholy ammenments?
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Post by Gen Gravy on Nov 10, 2005 21:26:30 GMT -5
With support from Michael Moore, of course! That fat bastard will support anything if he gets a hot dog outta it.
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Post by Cutter on Nov 10, 2005 21:27:32 GMT -5
Well, yeah, but what can he do? Don't you have a mafia or something?
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Post by Zaku on Nov 10, 2005 21:32:50 GMT -5
Or triad?
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Post by Gen Gravy on Nov 10, 2005 21:33:07 GMT -5
We can blame Moore for everything, that way we get his fat ass in jail. It's like killing two birds with one stoned hippy.
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Post by Cutter on Nov 10, 2005 21:34:50 GMT -5
Getting him in jail is good, but it still doesn't change the fact that you don't have a mafia.
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Post by Gen Gravy on Nov 10, 2005 21:37:42 GMT -5
Do not doubt the powers of the Red Bomberman Mafia. He is [glow=red,2,300][shadow=green,center,300]too sexy[/shadow][/glow] Now apologize before the assassins 'euthanize' you.
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Post by Cutter on Nov 10, 2005 21:55:58 GMT -5
Red Bomberman Mafia? Eh. "Sorry." Now hurry up and do mafia-related things, damnit!
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Post by Gen Gravy on Nov 10, 2005 21:57:20 GMT -5
We already are. You know New York City? All that, us.
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Post by Cutter on Nov 10, 2005 21:59:21 GMT -5
W00t! Who exactly is in this mafia you speak of?
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Post by Gen Gravy on Nov 10, 2005 22:00:49 GMT -5
That information is secluded. Telling you means danger to the members of the society.
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