Your favorite quotes!

[8bitbluemage]

I'm sure we all hear things that we enjoy. Funny, cool, smart, whatever floats your boat as a good quote. List em here.

Here's one that made me laugh.

Katara-"We'll have to go to the market, cuz we're out of food."

Saka-"Wait! I saw this in my dream! We can't go!"

Katara-"Why not?"

Saka-"FOOD EATS PEOPLE!"

Ang and Katara just continue what they're doing and ignore him.

This one from ATHF is also good. It's from the Broodwhich episode.

Shake-Did ya meat Mr. Sticks? Gave you a good greeting, did he?"

Meatwad-Yeah, once you get to know him, he's an okay guy.

Shake-BULLCRAP! I know that guy, and I KNOW he was all over you with his axe!

Meatwad-Actaully, we celebrated Merry Christmas, which was actually a strip club. Merry XXX-mas baby!

Shake-Gimme that sandwhich! *takes another bite and goes back to hell*

Frylocke-So it was enjoyable?

Meatwad-Hell no dude, that son of a bitch had an axe!

[Zaku]

From earthworm jim. The episode where they deevolve and become stupid cavemen.

Princess- We need to stop bob once and for all.
A flame appears over jims head.
Jim- oooo....ooooo.....princess I have a........
Thinks hard for several seconds.
Jim- A thingie!
Princess- You mean an idea.
Jim shakes his head yes.
Jim- My head is all floppy........
Princess- Well whats the idea.
Jim- What Idea?
Princess- The idea you just said you had.
Jim- Hehe you said butt.
Princess- What?
Peter- No you said butt.
Jim- Nu uh you said butt.
Princess- FOCUS!

[Gen Gravy]

Phil Ken Sebben from Harvey Birdman:

"Shake hand, Kiss baby, Shake hand, kiss baby, Shake hand, Kiss hand, Shake baby, Shake baby, Kiss hand, Shake baby, Shake baby, kiss hand."

"Ha, ha! Pop go the buttsy on the left-hand side!" [cracks his whip]

[Tranquilizer dart in his crotch]:"Ha ha! Numby nutkins."

And some general quotes from the show:

Phil- I need your...uh, help.
Harvey-Really.
Phil- On my way to work I hit a guy...
Harvey- Oh, that doesn't seem so bad.
Phil- ...every day this week.
Harvey- Oh... any witnesses?
Phil- Some kids.
Harvey- Nobody believes kids!
Phil- And a nun.
Harvey- Nobody believes nuns!
Phil- Someone's suing Phil Ken Sebben, dammit!
Harvey- I'll take the case.
Phil- And if we lose it's you and me, Birdman, against the world.
Harvey- YES!
Phil- Two heavily armed men in a bunker fighting extradition.
Harvey- Oh.

Harvey- The man's good name. When all is said and done, isn't that all he has? My client, Dingaling...
Mentok- What?... oh. Oh! you were expecting a joke there. Too easy! Now, if he'd been Peter Peckapickle von Peenie, née Peter Peenie Peckerpickle; Waldo Lang Schnitzeldong; or Sarah Plain-and-Tall - any of those - then we got something!

Harvey- So sorry we couldn't help you, but again, making your will after you're dead is pretty much frowned-upon. It's a legal thing.
Funky Phantom- That's not what the Founding Fathers intended. I know, I was there! You lawyers are screwing up this whole country!
Harvey- [laughs] We're trying.
Funky Phantom- And how do ya think they'd react to pornography? Or naked pictures even?
Peanut- Well, I'm guessin' George Washington would've had more wood than just his teeth.

[Zaku]

I have every season of that on DVD.

[8bitbluemage]

I really should start watching Adult Swim more often than staying on the computer and games.

[squall]

From uncensored Family guy

Stewie- Life's a beach.

Brian- who else works here but me?

Stewie- Fuck you, that's who works here!.


Another family guy one.

Brian- You know, Peter, I hate to say I told you so but, uh... Yeah! In your fucking face fuckwad.

[Zaku]

"Reality flows from cause to effect like a mathematical equation. Mortals can't comprehend this. They're pathetic." Albert Silverburg

"Is lucky rabbits foot so lucky for the rabbit who lost it?" Chris Lightfellow

"How precious are your beliefs without the backbone to accomplish anything?" Geddoe

"I know nothing of dog behavior, but I do know you're depriving some poor village of its idiot!" Geddoe

"Adults have their reasons. You children who see the world in black and white will learn soon enough about shades of grey." Nash Latkje

Conversation between Melville, Rody, and Louis in a hotspring- *

Melville: "Hey. You know, there's...

There's something I'd like ask you about."
Rody: "What?"
Louis: "What is it Melvill? Why so formal?"
Melville: "Umm. Listen. Now, this is just between us...
You know how everyone is supposed to have
a 'dream person'... Do you?"
Rody: "'Dream person'?"
Melville: "Mmm. This is really only between us.
I just thought I'd ask."
Louis: "Mmm, I have one."
Rody: "Me too. I've...got one too."
Melville: "Ah, I see. In fact, I do too."
Louis: "Hee hee! Now I want to ask who it is!
Shall we all say who it is, together?"
Rody: "No lying, okay? It'll just be a secret between us,
all right?"
Melville: "Absolutely. A secret between the three of us.
Okay, let's say it!"
Louis: "One, two, three."
(Altogether, they're saying...)
Melville: "Chris."
Rody: "Wan Fu."
Louis: "Lady Chris."
Melville: "..."
Rody: "Ho..Hold on a second. No, it's not that!
I didn't mean it like that! I mean it'd cool to be like
him some day!"
Melville: "I-I'll...just hop out of the bath now."
Rody: "Hey, I said it's not like that! I didn't mean it like that!
Melville! I said it's not like that!"
Louis: "..."

"But just as some things can be right and useless at the same time, can’t something be wrong...and priceless?" Viktor

"War is a tragic thing. It makes men into beasts. Many irreplacable antiques have been destroyed by the fires of war. That is no less of a tragedy..." Lebrante

"There are strong men, and weak men in this world. Strong men take everything, and weak men die. That is how this world is designed." Luca Blight

"Every lie contains the truth, and every truth contains a lie..." Shu

"Rulers change, borders change, countries change, but money is a constant. In fact, nothing better for business than a good war." Shu

"What kind of idiot just yells 'Die!' and attacks without any reason? What a moron!" Keneth

[8bitbluemage]

You can find some interesting things when you mess with some innocent songs.

In WarioWare Touched, play Ashely's them and spin the record fast enough to hear "I've granted kids to hell!"

Also, here's a close resemblance to what you'll hear when you play the 4kids Sonic X theme backwards.

Hey get us faster! Faster! Faster...
Go die!
Yeah, go die!
Yeah, go die and us, and us. (Saving us.)
Why? Why? Why? Why...
Faster! Faster! Faster...
Go die!
Yeah, go die!
Save us!
So go die!
Saving us, all by ourselves!
We'll send them much!
Head on!
I don't know much.
Head on!
I don't own much.
Head on!
Yeah! (repeats rapidly)
Buy (repeat rapidly) much.
You force 'em. You force 'em. You force, force, force, force...
Then she is able.
Awsome!
Then she knows the evil one.
Who wishes for good but then it's not.
And then she wishes for something inside.
A room for us.
Let's check it out.
Yes, let's stay in room.
Faster! Faster! Faster...
Go die!
Yeah, go die! Yeah, go die!
Why? Why? Why...

Here's the link if you'd care to listen to it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YN-pZFIZw8

And here's just from a random conversation on the Mixed Forum.

Blaze:One of the best Zelda dungeons is a swastika!
8bitbluemage:Oh great! First they're gay, high, supporting satanism, but now we learn that they support communism? Nintendo has gone too far! *raises pitchfork*