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Post by Almightynam on Aug 11, 2006 0:38:34 GMT -5
Haha, no not quite like that. What is that anyway? A nunchuck gun wannabe?
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Post by Leon on Aug 11, 2006 11:25:14 GMT -5
Gen, you dont trust wikipedia's definition, how about The New Standard encyclopedia (probably a little old now) it defines a bayonet as "A short steel blade attached t the muzzle of a musket or rifel." so Gen, no matter what you say about a bayonet the plain and simple truth is that it is a knife or dagger.
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Post by 8bitbluemage on Aug 11, 2006 11:53:02 GMT -5
Guys, it's a fucking short blade on a gun. Why can't you leave it at that?
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Post by Leon on Aug 11, 2006 12:49:08 GMT -5
because I enjoy a chalenge of wits, plus It's fun to get in fights with Gen.
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Post by 8bitbluemage on Aug 11, 2006 14:41:12 GMT -5
That's what I thought, until I realized Gen's authority.
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Post by Leon on Aug 11, 2006 15:09:27 GMT -5
Gen's authority really has no influance in this argument, and besides unlike you, I know how to make a inteligant come-back.
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Post by 8bitbluemage on Aug 11, 2006 15:12:05 GMT -5
Well then, sure. Go ahead. Nothing's stopping you. This will be a good learning experience for me.
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Post by Almightynam on Aug 11, 2006 22:15:01 GMT -5
Okay, I think I'll have to say this again. WHO THE FUCK CARES! Technicality or not you can still stab someone in the face with a gun if the gun has a bayonette fashioned on it. Plus you can easily remedy this whole arguement if you just realize if you bring your own knife, it wont matter if the gun is a bayonette or whatever bullshit you guys are arguing because then you can solve the problem of being shot in the face, or stabbed with a gun to the face, by stabbing the shooter in the face with your knife.
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Post by GeneralRoshambo on Aug 12, 2006 0:02:40 GMT -5
Haha, no not quite like that. What is that anyway? A nunchuck gun wannabe? Actualy, it's one of my guns with a big steak knife taped to it. I could of had a better picture if I had my real camera, but my brother left it at a friend's house, so I had to use a PC cam.
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Post by champtim on Aug 12, 2006 3:57:14 GMT -5
The bayonettes were used in World War One, The Australian used them to Charge at the turks and stab them, but it didn't worked out well. Thanks to Britain bad timing, The Turks used machine guns to take us down before we could stab them. The funny part (Well, it was not funny, more like sad.) is that the Australians ran in a straight line and we got gunned down.
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Post by Gen Gravy on Aug 13, 2006 0:03:07 GMT -5
Gen, you dont trust wikipedia's definition, how about The New Standard encyclopedia (probably a little old now) it defines a bayonet as "A short steel blade attached t the muzzle of a musket or rifel." so Gen, no matter what you say about a bayonet the plain and simple truth is that it is a knife or dagger. Any knife or dagger can be a 'bayonet', as Ryan proved. The point is, when someone takes out a knife, and you say "Nice knife", and the person says, "No you silly duck, it's bayonet." The first thing running through a normal person's mind is: Then the person would remember that movie Glory, with Denzel Washington, and then say: "Fuck you, a bayonet is a gun with a staby-stab." The point is, Leon, when a normal person thinks 'bayonet' they are thinking of a gun that can shoot, and fucking stab people. Besides, everyone knows that Encyclopedias have no souls, facts are such an inconvenience.
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Post by Almightynam on Aug 13, 2006 19:38:18 GMT -5
Actually I think that a bayonet is a stabby part of a gun, not the gun itself. Most educated people can differenciate the fact that a bayonet is a part of the gun, and not A gun.
I understand what you're trying to say, that if someone says bayonet, you think, 'Aww dammit, after he's done shooting me he's gonna stab me' but your wording is getting everyone all, "Well I have a degree in bayonets and I can assure you that my disertation proves with citing from wikipedia and britanicca and the works of schumann that you are wrong"
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Post by Gen Gravy on Aug 13, 2006 19:49:43 GMT -5
Besides, it isn't like you go out and buy a bayonet to cut food, you buy it to put on a gun. It is then common knowledge than when you say, "I'm going to use my bayonet", that not only are you going to stab a mofo, but pop a cap in his ass. Not go home and chop a lamb dinner up for the family. Of course, I have always been partial to the gun that fires knives, or the preferred buzz-saw. Kicks the bayonet's ass any day. Chop-chop, bitch. Plus, you can get any manlier than a buzzsaw-shooting gun... Well, unless you are this guy: His manly score is 300%. If he had a buzzsaw-shooting gun, he'd be 500% man, but since it is Ocelot and uses revolvers... That evens him out to a solid 312.7789% man. The only man who exceeds his manly-ness is probably me. I eat rusty nails dipped in molten salt when I am hungry.
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Post by GeneralRoshambo on Aug 13, 2006 22:56:04 GMT -5
Better get yourself tested for hepatitis then.
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Post by champtim on Aug 16, 2006 5:06:09 GMT -5
And this place just died.
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