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Post by Zaku on Aug 8, 2008 19:27:04 GMT -5
The woman looks down at her red and black flight suit.
"Really it's not that odd."
The man looks mortified. "A woman not in a dress?"
The men begin to talk amongst themselves. It does not seem like they are buying the story.
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Post by White-Jet on Aug 8, 2008 19:36:19 GMT -5
Hayato muffles a stressed sigh.
"Perhaps if this woman were to wear a dress befitting of your recommendations, you will understand that her kingdom does not mean to confuse or frighten the lot of you."
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Post by Zaku on Aug 8, 2008 19:42:47 GMT -5
The woman aims her rifle at the people.
"I don't do dresses. I would prefer to just shoot them."
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Post by White-Jet on Aug 8, 2008 20:07:04 GMT -5
Hayato waves his hand up and down.
"Fine, do what you want," he said, reaching behind his cape and pulling out a notebook and a feathered pen, "But before these men shoot you full of arrows and start a war between worlds, how about giving me your name? I'm sure all the children in the coming years would love to hear how you started this war over a refusal to wear a hoop skirt."
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Post by Zaku on Aug 8, 2008 20:13:26 GMT -5
"My name is Naomi hunter."
She leans forward.
"Why don't you try wearing a skirt sometime? It's not exactly the most comfortable piece of clothing."
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Post by White-Jet on Aug 8, 2008 20:26:35 GMT -5
Hayato turns to Naomi, "Very tempting, but that would make the inhabitants here even more weary of life outside this planet, so I'd appreciate it if you would TRY to settle matters more peacefully rather than give these people more reason to raise alarms and try to blow your crew to another part of the universe."
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Post by Zaku on Aug 8, 2008 20:38:45 GMT -5
The men look astounded. "You are....not of this world? You come from the sky? You must be gods like the queen!"
The men drop to their knees bowing to Naomi and Hayato.
Naomi looks at Hayato and facepalms. "You probably shouldn't have said that in front of them."
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Post by White-Jet on Aug 8, 2008 20:47:40 GMT -5
Hayato just looks over to Naomi, rather calm.
"Well, you were the only one who got through that magic atomsphere without being blown to bits, you must be special," he said before looking to one of the bowing men, "So, may I ask who this other queen from space is?"
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Post by Zaku on Aug 8, 2008 20:55:38 GMT -5
The man looks confused.
"You do not know Queen Iraeas, but you are all from the heavens, do you not know one another?"
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Post by White-Jet on Aug 8, 2008 21:12:16 GMT -5
Hayato scratches the back of his head, "I might have heard of her, but have not seen her in person."
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Post by Zaku on Aug 8, 2008 21:18:09 GMT -5
"Oh I understand. You must be young gods." The men all nod. "Queen Iraeas is an old god. She has ruled longer than anyone can remember. Though I have heard that she becomes quite cross if one were to mentioned her age. Tales tell of servants killed in horrible ways for mealy mentioning that she is old."
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Post by White-Jet on Aug 8, 2008 21:20:17 GMT -5
"I assure you, I will not question her age or appearance if our paths were to cross while exploring this planet," Hayato said.
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Post by Zaku on Aug 8, 2008 21:26:49 GMT -5
"But surely you have come to speak to her? Why else would you descend from heaven?"
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Post by White-Jet on Aug 8, 2008 21:38:36 GMT -5
"Please forgive us," Hayato said with a shrug, "Our encounters have caught us both off guard and we have lost track of our reasons for descending upon these lands."
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Post by Zaku on Aug 8, 2008 21:44:43 GMT -5
Naomi seems to be thinking. "Well I'm here because I was ordered here."
The men look astonished. "An even higher god sent you here on a holy quest?"
Naomi facepalms. "Yes and she is a complete hardass."
The men look away from Naomi. "We are not worthy to hear of this supreme goddess's firm buttocks.
Naomi blinks and looks at Hayato. "It's like they're children!"
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