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Post by silos on Apr 13, 2006 16:15:15 GMT -5
Because if we didn't, our brains would be cold.
Why is there water?
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Post by Zaku on Apr 13, 2006 16:23:22 GMT -5
Because Taco Bell doth commands there be frosting on all chicken pies!
Why does plastic wrap have butter smeared on it?
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Post by Kyle20 on Apr 13, 2006 19:10:40 GMT -5
So that bagels and toast don't feel lonely
Why is Microsoft copying the PSP?
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Post by Cutter on Apr 13, 2006 22:30:02 GMT -5
Because of the monopolistic capitalism that makes up Microsoft's influence on America.
What's 1+1?
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Leon
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Post by Leon on Apr 13, 2006 23:05:25 GMT -5
Chair.
Is it chair?
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Post by White-Jet on Apr 14, 2006 16:27:55 GMT -5
No! It's tissue!
Wait...no...what is 1+1?
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Post by Zaku on Apr 14, 2006 16:52:12 GMT -5
BUTTERFLIES!
What would happen if Dick Chainey met Dan Quayle?
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Post by silos on Apr 14, 2006 17:14:25 GMT -5
Thanksgiving would have Quayle instead of Turkey.
What is wrong with monkies?
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Post by Kyle20 on Apr 14, 2006 18:09:13 GMT -5
They're smarter than Dick Cheney the Quayle hunter.
Why does a level 2 +10 HP Potion always poison kittens?
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Post by White-Jet on Apr 14, 2006 18:44:01 GMT -5
Because it doesn't taste like rats blood.
What was the cause of the black plague?
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Post by Gen Gravy on Apr 14, 2006 18:47:46 GMT -5
The union of the liberal farting monkeys!
When's my name?
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Post by Kyle20 on Apr 14, 2006 18:53:02 GMT -5
Gravy!
Then what do we put on mashed potatoes?
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Post by White-Jet on Apr 14, 2006 19:08:03 GMT -5
Mustard, ketchup and relish (Believe it or not, I ain't kidding. It actually tastes good).
Why are hedgehogs so prickly?
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Post by Gen Gravy on Apr 14, 2006 21:05:22 GMT -5
Because the great Pickles commands so! So shall it be written, so shall it be done!
Two cats run into a wall, how man fences are left?
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Post by Kyle20 on Apr 14, 2006 22:04:35 GMT -5
63.456.7
Why does Mage think he is sexy, and is actually sitting with girls at lunch?
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