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Post by Gen Gravy on May 4, 2006 16:56:51 GMT -5
Fuck the Greeks. I never liked them or their fancy Hollywood movies that are so-so.
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Post by Kyle20 on May 4, 2006 16:59:32 GMT -5
Aren't half of those movies Roman movies?
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Post by Cutter on May 4, 2006 17:00:57 GMT -5
I remember seeing like, 3-5 Greek statues of women in the museum. I think only 2 of them were nude, and by that, I mean one breast was exposed. The teachers and the guide kept talking about how admirable the art was, and how well-done it was. Okay, it's great and all, but I don't EXACTLY want to be in a museum filled with statues and paintings of naked dudes in their 50's.
One of the many reasons why I hate "art" art. Old art, modern art, it's all crappy for one reason or another. Modern art? Hell, a big black cube was considered art in a nearby museum. We thought it was a bench, and were nearly kicked out. Another piece of modern art? Two pieces of glass. One red, one yellow. They overshadow each other in the center. GASP! It's orange! How artistic!
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Post by Gen Gravy on May 4, 2006 17:01:04 GMT -5
Does it matter? Nooo.. They are all skirt-wearing pansies.
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Post by Kyle20 on May 4, 2006 17:08:15 GMT -5
Cutter: There are things like blank canvases with fancy titles and blank canvases with a black dot in the middle. That's considered art today.
Actually, I too, am amazing on how good sculpturs were back in the day. Better than today, for some parts. The human statues were very realistic (not to mention scary/sexual)
Gen: Point noticed and taken.
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Post by Gen Gravy on May 4, 2006 17:22:26 GMT -5
You can take a shit, and be called the new Da Vinci.
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Post by Kyle20 on May 4, 2006 19:55:04 GMT -5
...well, as expected, this went very off-topic
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Post by Almightynam on May 4, 2006 20:03:24 GMT -5
OMG GEN YOU JUST EXPOSED THE BEST KEPT SECRETS OF MODERN ART!! You know what that means, you'll have to be put down. *takes out gun* You're lucky, I'm an engineer. I'm required to carry a gun, and i was told the weak point of Art majors.
Its the head, which is actually the same weak point of just about everyone, except art majors heads are HUGE, due to overeating and thinking that they are better than everyone else, making their heads that much easier to hit.
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Post by Gen Gravy on May 4, 2006 20:10:26 GMT -5
Luckily, I know the weakness of every engineer, light and social gatherings!
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Post by Kyle20 on May 4, 2006 20:15:59 GMT -5
Its the head, which is actually the same weak point of just about everyone, except art majors heads are HUGE, due to overeating and thinking that they are better than everyone else, making their heads that much easier to hit. A big head because of thinking? They must of been pretty slow if it took them that much thinking to just shit on a canvas or paint one little dot.
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Post by 8bitbluemage on May 4, 2006 20:27:05 GMT -5
oO... How the hell did this change from Tetris humor to wars to cheese to gay greeks? God, you people are as bad as the kids at lunch at my school.
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Post by Gen Gravy on May 4, 2006 20:29:07 GMT -5
Your mom, Mage.
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Post by 8bitbluemage on May 4, 2006 20:46:45 GMT -5
What does my mom even have to do with this?
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Post by Almightynam on May 4, 2006 20:59:41 GMT -5
Oh, YOU know.
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Post by 8bitbluemage on May 4, 2006 21:22:54 GMT -5
Uh.. no, I don't. And how would YOU know anyway?
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