Kyle is Ranting?

Kyle20 Full Member Captain Obvious Animator/gamedev with embarrassing amount of rose-tinted nostalgia Posts: 5,608	Kyle is Ranting? Oct 16, 2005 9:39:22 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Kyle20 on Oct 16, 2005 9:39:22 GMT -5 And if your too lazy to read that, just skim it over. Look at all the crazy shit.
	I broke the streak of keeping the broken image avatar and the adorably cringey middle school era profile info. RIP 2000s-era Kyle aesthetic.

silos Guest	Kyle is Ranting? Oct 16, 2005 11:14:10 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by silos on Oct 16, 2005 11:14:10 GMT -5 I read the whole thing.Was that guy on crack or something?Seriously.Fucked up.

Kyle20 Full Member Captain Obvious Animator/gamedev with embarrassing amount of rose-tinted nostalgia Posts: 5,608	Kyle is Ranting? Oct 16, 2005 11:29:48 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Kyle20 on Oct 16, 2005 11:29:48 GMT -5 Probably. He obviously was retarded. He has no common sense. WHY WOULD YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S SCREENAME BE SCIENCEBOY20?!
	I broke the streak of keeping the broken image avatar and the adorably cringey middle school era profile info. RIP 2000s-era Kyle aesthetic.

silos Guest	Kyle is Ranting? Oct 16, 2005 11:31:21 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by silos on Oct 16, 2005 11:31:21 GMT -5 I know.Friggin idiots.What'd he think?She said she was scienceboy20 for some hidden reason or some shit?

Kyle20 Full Member Captain Obvious Animator/gamedev with embarrassing amount of rose-tinted nostalgia Posts: 5,608	Kyle is Ranting? Oct 16, 2005 11:32:24 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Kyle20 on Oct 16, 2005 11:32:24 GMT -5 I don't know. I'll just sit here and wait for Gen to comment on it. I need to hear what he'll say about it. Probably a sex joke...
	I broke the streak of keeping the broken image avatar and the adorably cringey middle school era profile info. RIP 2000s-era Kyle aesthetic.

silos Guest	Kyle is Ranting? Oct 16, 2005 11:33:52 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by silos on Oct 16, 2005 11:33:52 GMT -5 You KNOW it's gonna be a sex joke.It nearly always is,and this is just friggin ammo.

Gen Gravy Global Moderator Mad Irish Republican Apathy is Bliss Posts: 17,622	Kyle is Ranting? Oct 17, 2005 15:50:18 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Gen Gravy on Oct 17, 2005 15:50:18 GMT -5 Screw you, I'm not your puppet. You need to pay to hear the quip of the day.

silos Guest	Kyle is Ranting? Oct 17, 2005 15:51:01 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by silos on Oct 17, 2005 15:51:01 GMT -5 Oh thank GOD we don't have to listen to this crap.

Gen Gravy Global Moderator Mad Irish Republican Apathy is Bliss Posts: 17,622	Kyle is Ranting? Oct 17, 2005 16:00:09 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Gen Gravy on Oct 17, 2005 16:00:09 GMT -5 You didn't let me finish. ... Unless that is SILOS says something.

silos Guest	Kyle is Ranting? Oct 17, 2005 16:02:17 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by silos on Oct 17, 2005 16:02:17 GMT -5 Oh GODdammit.

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Kyle is Ranting? Oct 17, 2005 16:12:14 GMT -5

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Post by Gen Gravy on Oct 17, 2005 16:12:14 GMT -5

kyle20 said:

ANOTHER RANT!

INSTANT MESSAGING

I'm sure you've all heard of the IM Prank Bot from ebaums.com. If you haven't, I'll give you a quick overview. If you go to ebaums.com, you can set up a IM Prank bot. You set up the name, age, and greeting Im, then tell it to IM someone who want to prank. It will IM and annoy them. I got very angry when it first happened to me (you can blame Ryan "GeneralRoshambo" for that...) but then I got obssessed with doing it to other people.

Long story short, I hate Iming with people I either don't know, or they don't tell me who they are immediately. Whenever my friends get new screenames and don't tell me, I eventually get an IM saying "AOL has found an Instant Message by "[their screename]" would you like to open it?" So at this point, I think, "Great, now I'll have to guess who it is."

So I open the IM and they say:

Them: Hi
Them:Sup?
Me:Who's this
Them:Sup?
Me:"WHO IS THIS?
Them:Who is this?
Me: I'm Kyle.
Them: Oh, I'm Chris.

Chris is my bestfriend AND nextdoor neighboor. So, in additon to either having to keep asking them, or sometimes I get pranks. But one time, I got this shit.

SOME THINGS IN THIS SOME PEOPLE MAY FIND OFFENDING, PLEASE DO NOT READ IT.

(this seriously happened to me this morning. I got an "AOL has found an Instant Message by "rebelsplaya3700" would you like to open it?" Just for the record, I have two screenames, Scienceboy20, and SmartSpriter.)

rebelsplaya3700 [10:13 AM]: hell
rebelsplaya3700 [10:13 AM]: o
ScienceBoy20 [10:14 AM]: ..............I'm pretty good at guessing people by their screename...but your's stumped me.
rebelsplaya3700 [10:14 AM]: nipple
ScienceBoy20 [10:14 AM]: .......................
rebelsplaya3700 [10:14 AM]: i loe them
rebelsplaya3700 [10:14 AM]: love**
ScienceBoy20 [10:14 AM]: .............................
ScienceBoy20 [10:15 AM]: Okay, joke's over. Who is it
ScienceBoy20 [10:15 AM]: ?
rebelsplaya3700 [10:15 AM]: i like ur boobs
ScienceBoy20 [10:15 AM]: ha ha, very funny
rebelsplaya3700 [10:15 AM]: they r so big
rebelsplaya3700 [10:15 AM]: and tasty
rebelsplaya3700 [10:15 AM]: wait who is this
ScienceBoy20 [10:15 AM]: You're probably someone from Drunkduck, aren't you?
rebelsplaya3700 [10:15 AM]: who is this
ScienceBoy20 [10:16 AM]: Right?
rebelsplaya3700 [10:16 AM]: whois it
ScienceBoy20 [10:16 AM]: Kyle
rebelsplaya3700 [10:16 AM]: ooo sorrry
ScienceBoy20 [10:16 AM]: Yeh...you better be
rebelsplaya3700 [10:16 AM]: how old r u
ScienceBoy20 [10:16 AM]: First off, who the hell are you?
rebelsplaya3700 [10:16 AM]: im cosmo
rebelsplaya3700 [10:16 AM]: poly
rebelsplaya3700 [10:17 AM]: cosmo poly
rebelsplaya3700 [10:17 AM]: how old r u
ScienceBoy20 [10:17 AM]: Sure ya are. Never heard of one
rebelsplaya3700 [10:17 AM]: how old u
ScienceBoy20 [10:17 AM]: My age is not essential information to the likes of you
rebelsplaya3700 [10:17 AM]: r u 19
ScienceBoy20 [10:18 AM]: Hell no
ScienceBoy20 [10:18 AM]: Who the hell are you before I block you?
rebelsplaya3700 [10:18 AM]: oo then ur not the right person i had sex last night with a girl and thought u were her
rebelsplaya3700 [10:18 AM]: bye
ScienceBoy20 [10:19 AM]: ....bye?
ScienceBoy20 [10:19 AM]: bye
rebelsplaya3700 [10:19 AM]: sorry
ScienceBoy20 [10:19 AM]: so how'd you get my sn?
rebelsplaya3700 [10:19 AM]: her i must have got it wrong
rebelsplaya3700 [10:19 AM]: who knows
ScienceBoy20 [10:19 AM]: Yeah, right. like I'm retarded enough to believe that
rebelsplaya3700 [10:20 AM]: wanna bet
ScienceBoy20 [10:20 AM]: You're someone I know, playing a trick, aren't ya.
rebelsplaya3700 [10:20 AM]: no wats ur last name
ScienceBoy20 [10:20 AM]: Why the hell would I give my last name to some idiotic stranger, if that is who you are
rebelsplaya3700 [10:20 AM]: idk
ScienceBoy20 [10:20 AM]: Where do you live?
rebelsplaya3700 [10:21 AM]: clifornia
rebelsplaya3700 [10:21 AM]: california
ScienceBoy20 [10:21 AM]: You expect me to believe that? It's 99% impossible to just guess someone's screename.
rebelsplaya3700 [10:22 AM]: wat
rebelsplaya3700 [10:22 AM]: how old r u
ScienceBoy20 [10:22 AM]: How about you first tell me where you got my screename?
rebelsplaya3700 [10:23 AM]: my girl
ScienceBoy20 [10:23 AM]: What's her first name?
rebelsplaya3700 [10:23 AM]: taylor
ScienceBoy20 [10:23 AM]: And where does she live?
rebelsplaya3700 [10:23 AM]: california
rebelsplaya3700 [10:23 AM]: durr
ScienceBoy20 [10:24 AM]: And she gave you the screename Scienceboy20, why?
rebelsplaya3700 [10:24 AM]: idk
ScienceBoy20 [10:24 AM]: Why did she give it to you, what did she say?
rebelsplaya3700 [10:24 AM]: she said to talk to me online heres my sn
rebelsplaya3700 [10:25 AM]: so r u a girl
ScienceBoy20 [10:25 AM]: HAHAHAH! Nice try, prankster. You expect me to believe your girlfriend said her sn was ScienceBOY20?
ScienceBoy20 [10:25 AM]: No!
rebelsplaya3700 [10:25 AM]: ya
ScienceBoy20 [10:25 AM]: I'm a guy, dumbass!
rebelsplaya3700 [10:25 AM]: oo fuckaneer
rebelsplaya3700 [10:26 AM]: u suck balls u shit
rebelsplaya3700 [10:26 AM]: jew
rebelsplaya3700 [10:26 AM]: jew
ScienceBoy20 [10:26 AM]: If you are who you claim, why don't you call your gf right now?
rebelsplaya3700 [10:26 AM]: jew
rebelsplaya3700 [10:26 AM]: kk
rebelsplaya3700 [10:26 AM]: hold on
ScienceBoy20 [10:26 AM]: right
rebelsplaya3700 [10:26 AM]: iwill
ScienceBoy20 [10:26 AM]: ok
rebelsplaya3700 [10:26 AM]: wait y
ScienceBoy20 [10:27 AM]: To check the screename!
rebelsplaya3700 [10:27 AM]: ooo ok
rebelsplaya3700 [10:27 AM]: hold on
rebelsplaya3700 [10:27 AM]: ooo
rebelsplaya3700 [10:28 AM]: its sciencebaby20
ScienceBoy20 [10:28 AM]: Nice move, smartass
rebelsplaya3700 [10:28 AM]: shut the hole u shit
rebelsplaya3700 [10:28 AM]: no
rebelsplaya3700 [10:28 AM]: no
rebelsplaya3700 [10:28 AM]: no
rebelsplaya3700 [10:28 AM]: no
rebelsplaya3700 [10:28 AM]: np
rebelsplaya3700 [10:28 AM]: no
rebelsplaya3700 [10:28 AM]: f
rebelsplaya3700 [10:28 AM]: g
rebelsplaya3700 [10:28 AM]: g
rebelsplaya3700 [10:28 AM]: gg
rebelsplaya3700 [10:28 AM]: g
rebelsplaya3700 [10:28 AM]: g
rebelsplaya3700 [10:28 AM]: g
rebelsplaya3700 [10:28 AM]: g
rebelsplaya3700 [10:28 AM]: g
rebelsplaya3700 [10:28 AM]: g
rebelsplaya3700 [10:28 AM]: g
rebelsplaya3700 [10:28 AM]: g
rebelsplaya3700 [10:28 AM]: g
rebelsplaya3700 [10:28 AM]: g
rebelsplaya3700 [10:28 AM]: gg
rebelsplaya3700 [10:28 AM]: g
rebelsplaya3700 is away at 10:29 AM

When I read this, I think it could either be a guy who just wants to gloat about having a girlfriend or a 40-year old dude who wants some action from a kid. If it was the gloating thing, it's most likely his right hand. If you catch my drift. If it's the 40-year old, I'm sorry to say Kyle but he was probably scalping General Custer the whole time you two were IMing. He probably likes to think he is a kid (like Micheal Jackson) since he babbled incoherently at the end. Buy seriously, what gender confused retard would be that stupid. DEEEEERRRRP! Only him and Silos. Not only that, but he compares ball sucking to Jews for some reason. Why? I don't want to know. But I could tell you a good source... First word begins and ends with 'S', and the second word begins and ends with a 'D'. But this guy is most likely a Nazi 40-year-old child molester. Or Silos's dad. (Silos yelling in 5... 4... 3... 2...)

silos Guest	Kyle is Ranting? Oct 17, 2005 16:18:02 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by silos on Oct 17, 2005 16:18:02 GMT -5 gengravy said: (Silos yelling in 5... 4... 3... 2...) Fuck you.
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Gen Gravy Global Moderator Mad Irish Republican Apathy is Bliss Posts: 17,622	Kyle is Ranting? Oct 17, 2005 16:19:27 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Gen Gravy on Oct 17, 2005 16:19:27 GMT -5 And we have ignition!

silos Guest	Kyle is Ranting? Oct 17, 2005 16:20:30 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by silos on Oct 17, 2005 16:20:30 GMT -5 That's all I'm saying. Fuck you. That's it.

Gen Gravy Global Moderator Mad Irish Republican Apathy is Bliss Posts: 17,622	Kyle is Ranting? Oct 17, 2005 16:24:26 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Gen Gravy on Oct 17, 2005 16:24:26 GMT -5 You have a very colorful vocabulary.

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