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Post by silos on Apr 22, 2006 16:28:24 GMT -5
I...I think I need an inhaler. I can't breathe.*laughing*
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Post by Kyle20 on Apr 22, 2006 16:39:47 GMT -5
....o_0
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Post by silos on Apr 22, 2006 16:51:17 GMT -5
Just imagining that. A fat guy falling to the floor; wheezing and drooling.
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Post by 8bitbluemage on Apr 22, 2006 16:57:18 GMT -5
Only you would know how to take care of fat people Silos.
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Post by Kyle20 on Apr 22, 2006 16:57:39 GMT -5
Why would I even have to imagine it? Why are you even telling me to laugh!? It's funny, but why are YOU telling ME that?
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Post by silos on Apr 22, 2006 17:28:43 GMT -5
The smiley thing.
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Post by Kyle20 on Apr 22, 2006 17:30:14 GMT -5
Okaay...
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Post by champtim on Apr 22, 2006 17:50:31 GMT -5
If he's like me, and other fat people, a punch to the stomach should hurt. But besides that, there's one real weakness that you could probably do at school too. If he follows you at recess (or whatever the hell you call it there) then just, as he's stalking you, run. Run, but not far away. Run like, around him. Don't run too far cause he'll give up. Make it seem like he can catch you. You have to run around him in a circle of about 10 feet. Then, zig zag around and run away. Trust me, when fat people get tired from running, they pretty much die. It happened to me yesterday at the Gym Track. That just might work!
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Post by Kyle20 on Apr 22, 2006 19:44:35 GMT -5
I like to thing I help this world...
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Post by Gen Gravy on May 1, 2006 18:11:20 GMT -5
I have discovered that purple nurples can really fuck with fat people. There is also the Gen way, which is unrelentless verbal abuse.
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Post by Kyle20 on May 1, 2006 19:04:36 GMT -5
Verbal abuse doesn't work on me anymore. I'm immune to insults. I have no friends, I haven't for 3 years. I could really care less. I'm alittle emo, ALITTLE goth/punk, I'm an obsessed nerd, and I'm an anti-social. Quite frankly, I don't care what others think or say.
Purple nurples. Nobody's done that to me since...almost ever. Be careful, there's always the hazard of getting sucked into his flab or man boobs, or he may just eat you.
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Post by Gen Gravy on May 4, 2006 14:02:48 GMT -5
I'm sure my vibrant personality would save me from a fatass trying to eat me. Like their bodies, most fatties have a weak and soft self-esteem.
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Post by Kyle20 on May 4, 2006 16:04:48 GMT -5
If I was eaten by some really fat kid, I would (if this were possibly, which it isn't) just stay in the esophoagus to mouth area, and whenever he tries to eat something unhealthy, I would flick it out of his mouth.
The kid tries to eat a potato chip. He puts it in his mouth, and it pops right out and onto the floor. He struggles to bend down and pick it up. He tries again, etc. Hehehe..
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Post by Cutter on May 4, 2006 16:31:33 GMT -5
Why not just make him choke on a spring or put one on his tongue? He puts something in his mouth, "SPRING!!!". It's on the floor. Saves you the whole issue of being eaten alive by someone inhumanly big and all that.
Better yet, duck tape his mouth. He probably won't notice, and it won't come off until he dozes off and starts drooling all over himself.
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Post by Kyle20 on May 4, 2006 16:37:53 GMT -5
Actually, if we went with the eaten alive, I would just eat any food he puts near his mouth. That way, after 5 minutes of not eating anything, he'll starve. And he'll go mentally insane knowing somebody is starving him by EATING his PRECIOUS food.
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