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Post by Zaku on Aug 22, 2005 18:46:14 GMT -5
That will be fun.
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Post by Kyle20 on Aug 22, 2005 19:36:48 GMT -5
A rant against bad critics and noobs? I'm in heaven.
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Post by Gen Gravy on Aug 23, 2005 11:12:03 GMT -5
I'm going to put up warnings, so you of the weak contsitutions know before hand. Wacko Jacko Rant (Warning: May contain extreme vulgar, and/ or rude comments. This a warning..):What the fuck. This freaky pedophile gets off every god-damn case, no matter what. I think the jurors were god-damn retards for not convicted him. He has admitted to sleeping in the same fucking bed as children, but they see no fucking problem with that because apparently the man is sane. He gives kids Jesus Juice, which is wine with a hint of Coca-Cola, just like Martha Stewart used to make. This man is more fuck than Courtney Love, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson combined. The police found fucking chold porn in his fucking house, the man has never had sex with a woman, you can tell because his children are test-tube babies. This man practically has the word PEDOPHILE scribbled all the fuck over him. But no, no.. The jury was all "This man is a hero, he did not have sexual intercourse with any children." Well fuck you assholes! If you had Zaku say the same things he did on national televsion, he would be in jail so fast Fox News or CNN even wouldn't even get the chance to talk about his case. The man has had god knows how many cases against him, it's only a matter of time until they convict him. But they have to do it in Texas, no one gets fucking convicted in South California. In Texas, it would be open and shut guilty. But when he gets to fucking jail, he'll have to remove the wig and fake nose. Sprite Rant (Warning: May contain extreme vulgar, and/ or rude comments. This a warning.):I'm sure a lot of you are sick and fucking tired of fucking asshole sprite-haters, and n00bs acting like they are god. Let's start with the n00bs. Newbs, newbies, n00bs, whatever floats your fucking boat, are sprite comic authors who are either A) BnG ripoffs B)8-Bit Theater Ripoffs C)That's My Sonic ripoffs, or D) Other ripoffs. Let's get this straight, ice-cream jokes, and super evil or good guys are not funny, and cliche. Rebelling against the author, which having a manifested author as a god-like character is super cliche, is just really fucking stupid. A large amount of sprite comics have recolored sprites, this is the work of a lack of motivation and care. Oh holy shit! A Megaman with red and purple armor! You are a sprite god! If you are going to make a sprite comic that uses custom characters, at least put some fucking effort into the sprites you god-fucking-damn nine-year-old. Then there is the fucking grammar and textboxes! "lol! tis my comc, plz b nice tis my frst try!!!!11!!1!" Alright, first limit the fucking excitement marks, I can tell you are excited, but not as much as me. For if I find your comic on Drunk Duck and it's like that, I will tear you three new ones. Second, BUY A FUCKING DICTIONARY YOU FUCKING RETARD!! Pay attention in grammar class you ingrate! Now for the 'critics'. Most 'critics' just plain out hate sprite comics, because of it's infamous reputation. These ingrates expect humor from every fucking one, but y'know what? It's not supposed to be funny sometimes, retard. Karnak, the only respectful one at BnG, has a joke and serious comic. I mean, Jesus Flipping Christ!! "This comic replaces humor with violence!" No, this comic has violence because it has a SERIOUS FUCKING TONE!! But every fucking sprite hater expects too much, then when someone makes something above their expectations, they go and say it sucks anyway!! So do listen sprite critics, unless you make a good sprite comic, or are part of Screw These Comics, DON'T FUCKING BOTHER!! And if you are a DD resident and want to vote low on a comic for the sake of it, you can blow it you ass you fucking ass-raping fuck monkey!! GODDAMMIT!!
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Post by Zaku on Aug 23, 2005 11:49:03 GMT -5
I seriously hate those people who rate you low just because you are a sprite comic. No other reason. Calling you unoriginal, a hack, a four year old, ETC. I get so sick of it. Heres a thought. If you hate sprite comics then why are you even reading mine? Go read penny arcade. Then there are those people who are mad because we seemed to form a community. OH MY FUCKING GOD! The horror! Hey heres a thought. Doesn't the authors of, Penny Arcade, 8-bit Theater, CAD, VG cats, and Mac Hall all know each other personally. So what is wrong with other people doing it? Its because your a star trek pussy nerd living in your mothers basement with no job and you have nothing better to do with your sad existence than bother us. You have two choices. 1. Get a job, hair cut, and a life. or 2. Stand out in the street, get hit by a car, and die. I'm sure your mother could use the basement for storage any way.
Thats my two cents. If you don't agree thats too fucking bad. Go bitch about it on your blog no one reads.
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Post by Gen Gravy on Aug 23, 2005 11:55:27 GMT -5
Heh, I chuckled at the end about the mother needing storage.
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Post by Zaku on Aug 23, 2005 11:57:09 GMT -5
Trust me if i get going i can rant just like you about any subject.
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Post by Gen Gravy on Aug 23, 2005 11:59:39 GMT -5
I'm sure anyone can rant like me. It's just that I'm always mad about shit, and I usually make my rants on the spot.
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Post by Zaku on Aug 23, 2005 12:00:56 GMT -5
So do I. I got kicked off our schools debate team because I kept going into 45 minute rants.
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Post by Kyle20 on Aug 23, 2005 12:08:22 GMT -5
I'm sick of humour in sprite comics. Not that I don't like humour, heavens no. But there are n00bs and critics get very annoying when it comes to humour.
Newbs: They start a comic. The comic looks horrible, has horrible story, and the grammer doesn't even exist. They start up a sprite comic thinking Oh, I'm gonna make a sprite comic and people laugh cause I'm hilarious! I'll soon be just as good as Megaman Warped! Then, the popular comic artists will let ME chat with them! I'm so cool!!"
Critics: Critics (some of the time) think comics are all about humour as well. They read a comic thinking "oh, I'm gonna laugh!" and then they find out the comic isn't funny. It's very serious. It's a serious comic about the plot and storyline. Then they end up rating a 1 and yelling "THAT'S NOT FUNNY AT ALL!" Those critics have never even HEARD of a good story..."
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Post by Gen Gravy on Aug 23, 2005 12:13:10 GMT -5
I'm sick of humour in sprite comics. Not that I don't like humour, heavens no. But there are n00bs and critics get very annoying when it comes to humour. Newbs: They start a comic. The comic looks horrible, has horrible story, and the grammer doesn't even exist. They start up a sprite comic thinking Oh, I'm gonna make a sprite comic and people laugh cause I'm hilarious! I'll soon be just as good as Megaman Warped! Then, the popular comic artist will let ME chat with them! I'm so cool!!" Critics: Critics (some of the time) think comics are all about humour as well. They read a comic thinking "oh, I'm gonna laugh!" and then they find out the comic isn't funny. It's very serious. It's a serious comic about the plot and storyline. Then they end up rating a 1 and yelling "THAT'S NOT FUNNY AT ALL!" Those critics have never even HEARD of a good story..." Shit like that has happened to my comic Extravagant Rockman. One comic had a serious tone, but some assholes think I was trying to be funny, and just thought I replaced humor with violence.
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Post by Gen Gravy on Aug 25, 2005 19:30:11 GMT -5
Stupid People Rant (Warning: May contain extreme vulgar, and/ or rude comments. This a warning.):
I fucking hate stupid people. Some of these people are thirty or older working at a fucking Burger King. Why? Because they have the fucking intelligence of a goldfish who does poorly in fish school, because it fucking drowned. Listen, if you are going to fucking bitch, and give me attitude when getting my Whooper, I should take you outside and fire rubber bullets at your groin because instead of smoking your fucking dubbies, you could have gotten an education. Now get this: Obese people are getting handicap plates, so now they can park closer to fucking Burger King. If you ask me, they should be parking in the next fucking county because they need the FUCKING EXERCISE!! 'But I am handicapped, I cannot what you do.' Well to fucking bad! You should have though about your weight a little sooner before your 15 straight Big Macs. Then there are the parents at little league games who think their son or daughter is the next fucking Curt Schilling. You look at their kid and it's got ADD, ADHD, and probably a hermaphrodite. Listen lady, your kid should be riding the little bus for the rest of it's life, not playing in Major League Baseball because your kid can swing the fucking bat! Now, I'm not trying to insult the handicap at all. The real handicaps are people who can't move certain limbs, and people with REAL mental disabilities. ADD is just a fucking excuse for a kid who doesn't like the class he is in. ADHD is an excuse for sugar-hyper kids who doesn't like the fucking class he's in. Then there are people out there who are male and say 'there's a women in me'. Michael Jackson said the same thing about a kid in him, and look how fucked he is. These people get sex change operations are just got damn stupid. The guy is slicing of the twig and giggle berries, just because he thinks he is too feminine to be male. I don't see the probably with just calling yourself fucking gay, but go ahead, chop off the gift God gave ya. Speaking of gay, there are fucking people standing on streets with signs that say, 'God hates faggots!' How fucking stupid is that? I mean Jesus Flipping Christ! I'm sure God doesn't care what we do in bed! Even though it says Sex is a sin, why the hell did he make that our main way of reproducing? I tell you what happened, some guy's girlfriend left him because she was gay, and he never got any again! So as some sick cruel joke, he says gays and sex are bad, and sticks in the bible. Now let's talk about the biggest stupidity of all: Racism. The Ku Klux Klan are a bunch of retards. How can you tell? The fucking misspelled 'Clan'. But not only that, they also burn crosses on peoples' lawns. I'm sure God is thrilled you are burning down the symbol of your religion you redneck inbreed racist fuck. But they are retarded to begin with because they are racist. Alright, you hate a man because his ancestors spent more time in the sun you KKK pasty white bastard, so the fuck what? Then you got fucking racial profiling at airports, not just Muslim, but anyone who isn't white. That's just fucking retarded! Y'know what's going to happen? They are going to start sending white guys to blow themselves up, because Americans racially profile anyone who's not Caucasian! Now, I am not racist, because when I see a person, last thing on my mind is race. First thing is gender, because you want to be able to distinguish that, unlike some men who are married to a 'woman' for twenty years and don't realize that they are boning a dude for the past two decades. But to all of you racists out there, you can go fuck yourselves you insensitive pricks! This is Gen-Fucking-Gravy, over and out.
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Post by Zaku on Aug 25, 2005 19:42:15 GMT -5
And how do you spell relief?
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Post by Gen Gravy on Aug 25, 2005 20:47:07 GMT -5
Apparently you had no problem spelling it.
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Post by Kyle20 on Aug 26, 2005 9:22:22 GMT -5
Gen-Fucking-Gravy? Ya didn't exactly have to type that...
Once more, this rant is pure gold.
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Post by Gen Gravy on Aug 26, 2005 9:35:05 GMT -5
I think it had a ring to it.
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